Tickle-Me-Schlong
when your girlfriend is asleep on your bed after a long night of s-x, and you wake her up by tickling the h-ll out of her with your schl-ng.
girlfriend: -snore, snore-
you: “omg stfu”
-tickle her with your schl-ng-
gf: “hahahahah, wait, wtf are you doing????”
you: “ummm… tickle-me-schl-ng
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