tickley dick
tickley d-ck is the tickley, yet unpleasant sensation you get in your p-n-s after a long banging session, post–j-c-l-t–n. it usually makes you walk all caddywhompus, inhibits you from a second bang session, and can usually be cured after urinating.
friend:”rob, why the f-ck are you walking so funny?!?”
rob: “sorry guys, you caught me post-coitus and i have the worst case of tickley d-ck ever!”
friend:”well go p-ss it away, how are you supposed to play wing man when you’re walking like a d-ck head!”
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