tie for first
(n.) when two people fall in love, but you both want each other to win. it’s something you say so that you both win.
you: i love you!
me: i love you moreeeeee!
you: no! i do
me: no you f-cking betch, i do.
you: tie for first?
me: okay. (: <3
you: (; <3
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