Tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top
occurs when you’re on the rag and giving a guy who’s wearing a tie a blow-job. just before he shoots his load, you reach up and forcibly yank his head downwards so he j-zzes in his own face. as he blinks in shock and awe at you, you grab your tampon string and pull it out swiftly, daubing his forehead with a bl–dy bindi.
i was mad-h-rny on monday morning so i invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.
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