tie job
when your man takes off his moist (from split coffee where he’s been working hard in the office all day) tie and puts them on your hot sausage prior to accomodating the pepperoni.
“my boyfriend came in about one second when i gave him that tie job. but i tied it too tight and his b-ll-nd fell off”
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