Tiecake
the inevitable result of leaning over a creamy cake when wearing a suit and having your tie drop into the cake.
it usually results in a trip to the dry-cleaner.
as they were singing me happy birthday, i stood up and leant over to blow out the candles, my $200 silk tie dropped fell forward and in an instant, it was ruined by tiecake!
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