Tiestomeistering
what you do when listening to dutch dj tiesto whilst drunk after drinking large quant-ties of jagërmeister. it will usually involve a night club and the early hours of the morning, but occasionally involves nothing but an mp3 player and a bottle.
steve was tiestomeistering around the dance floor when he knocked over his girlfriend.
we’re gonna go out and get out tiestomeister on!!!
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