tiger tank
formally known as the panzer vi tiger, all you really need to know is that if you were an allied soldier in ww2 and you saw one and didn’t have 5 buddies in shermans you were royally f-cked. this beast packs in 100mm of armor compared to a sherman’s wimpy–ss 75mm. also its packing a bad-ss long-ss 88mm gun thats 16 feet long compared to a sherman’s 75mm like 3 foot gun. ya know those flak 88s so famous in the war? well the tiger’s gun is one of those things. ya, beastly. even scarier, the guys in these monsters were the best in the german army, so “tiger ace” is short for “best of the best tank commander, prepare to have your -ss f-cked off”. this is the tank that carried michael wittman on his m-ssive killing spree at villiers-bocage. he went 54-0. h-ll that’s more than most people get in videogames, try that in real life.
tank dude1: hot d-mn its a motherf-cking tiger tank run for your lives!!!
tank dude2: nah we can take it watch me… wtf my sh-ll just bounced off it!
boom
tank dude 1: omg that thing just pwned my buddy! i’m gtfoing!
boom
tiger dude: tiger confirming two kills.
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