Tiger Woods Disease
a man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.
tom: did you hear bill is getting married in three months?
john: you mean the same bill who had a bad case of tiger woods disease?
tom: yeah, that bill, but he’s been mostly cured since the engagement. he’s only cheated on her four times in the last year.
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