Tiger Woods Syndrome
a state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their “nice guy” husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.
when i came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. my wife has a bad case of tiger woods syndrome – she even demanded to see my phone!
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