tigercow
a tigercow is a woman in her 40s, presumably frustrated because of her age and limited s-xual popularity.
mythical beast known only to those born without wisdom teeth. possesses extraordinary powers of the groin, thrusting s-xual magic throughout the great forest, and in turn, instigating the mating rituals of double–ssed piglets indigenous to the nether regions of the p-b-lands.
i was born with no wisdom teeth and this one time i was hiking through the great forest and i saw this tigercow thrusting magic to and fro, then all these double–ssed pigs started doin’ it.
a cute fluffy animal resembling a tiger, but goes grrrrooooooo
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