tight pussy

the female version of “size matters.”
guy, “we need to talk.”
gal, “what, are you dumping me?”
guy, “well, it’s just that you don’t have a tight p-ssy, and that undermines your performance in bed; you know, the motion of the ocean.”
gal, “maybe your d-ck just isn’t big enough for me, ever thought of that?”
couple’s therapist, “i have a solution. guy, i’ll prescribe you some male enhancement pills; gal, i’ll prescribe you some v-g-n-l tightening pills. it’s what i recommend for every couple with a small d-ck and a huge vag in the relationship.”
tight p-ssy is a true treasure to a man. a woman with a tight p-ssy can get anything and everything from a man. women can have or maintain a tight p-ssy by doing kegel exercises. a woman can test to see if her’s is tight by seeing if she can loosen the cap of a two liter c-ke bottle. it the v-g-n- can tighten down enough so that you can hear the sound of gas escaping when twisting bottle, then you have a tight p-ssy. if the cap just turns, you have a loose p-ssy.
a tight p-ssy is worth it’s weight in gold to any man.
the opposite of loose p-ssy. preferable by most men as it provides greater stimulation and less smell.
d-mn, i was f-cking that b-tch and my c-ck turned purple. that was some tight p-ssy.