Tighter Than Dick’s Hatband
a lot of people don’t seem to know what d-cks hatband is. it actually refers to a male p-n-s, the hat being a condom and the the band ofcourse being the rubber band at the base of the condom.
bro, she not gonna let you hit. she keeps that sh-t tighter than d-ck’s hatband.
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an old southern idiom. could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word “tight” is used. n-body seems to know who d-ck was. apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.
i went and checked that place you told me about. they’ve closed up tighter than d-ck’s hatband. have been for years.
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