Tijuana Meat Grinder
when someone sh-ts in a woman’s v-g-n- and then f-cks her.
“even though she let me give her the tijuana meat grinder, i still stole some of her stuff.”
“wow, you really know your way around a tijuana meat grinder!”
“i’m bored. can you give me the tijuana meat grinder?”
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