tijuana refund
when you hire a prost-tute, kill her and get your money back.
steve: “yo dave, did you f-ck a ho?”
dave: “yeah man, i pulled a tijuana refund on her.”
a tijuana refund is when you pay a prost-tute for s-x, then murder her and get your money back. largely popularized by games like gta.
/u/snezima23: i can hire a prosit-tue, then kill her and get my money back.
/u/b–biesucker: it’s called a tijuana refund.
/u/halica84: this should really be on urban dictionary.
when you hire a prost-tute, then kill her and get your money back.
i had to wait to meet gay tony to pay him the money i owed him, so i picked up a hooker and pulled a tijuana refund.
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