Tijuana Taco

when a girl spreads her -ss cheeks open for a guy to sh-t between, becomes a tijuana burrito if he proceeds to f-ck her up the -ss
todd and jills tijuana taco soon became a burrito after the sight of all that feces got todd harder than a month old chalupa
tijuana taco is when you take a cr-p and place it under a cars visor (hence the term taco) of a very unexpecting person. so when he/she is driving and opens the visor it falls on their lap. hopfully not causing an accident so the driver and gifter get a good laugh from it.
butch gave eric a tijuana taco in his new car.
the act of taking a taco sh-ll and you sh-t in it and then j-zz in it (melted cheese) and make the girl have her period on it as (taco sauce) then you share a delightful meal together.
dang i left a mess when i had my tijuana taco last night
when during s-xual intercourse a man takes lettuce, shredded cheese, and taco sauce, and then covers the woman’s v-g-n- in said ingredients. the man then proceeds to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on the woman whilst eating the additional ingredients.
joey-so what did you end up doing with sarah last night?

ian-well she likes new things so i gave her the ole tijuana taco.
a tijuana taco is the turned-up or folded-up bill of a baseball cap being worn by anyone that is used (almost exclusively by the filthy f-cking mexican) as the perfect temporary storage device for their taco when they are taking a sh-t.
oh mang, i reelee got to take a cheet but eef i poot down my deeleeshees taco somebodies ees going to steels eet. wait a meenit, i done haves to poot eet down i can juss poot eet heer on dee tops of my deesgusteen bazeball cap dat ees so conbeeneeinly locadid on my greesee, feelthee head seence i already have dee reem of my cap foldeed up like dee tijuana taco my mother teech mee to make !! …all accents used in this example were translated very carefully from english to beaner by a real american otherwise known as a white man, so please remember to use the proper dumb–ss beaner accent when reading, or, if you are also a white person, like me, just pretend that you are r-t-rded.