Tijuana Taco Stand
fill a shot gl-ss with the cheapest tequila available, lick a spot on your wrist, liberally apply salt and c-min to said spot. lick off c-min/salt mix take shot; chase with hot sauce.
dude i was throwing up blood and sh-tting napalm this morning. how many tijuana taco stands did i do last night? and don’t say “i don’t remember.” i know you took pics!
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