Tijuana Toe Tap
the tj toe tap is a form of mexican torture where a prisoner of war is detained and force-fed habanero peppers and carne asada puree out of a blender for 5 straight hours. he has a gun held to his head with a torturer stating “i’ll blow your f-cking brains out if you release one ounce of sh-t on my floor!!!” the kicker to this torture is the actual “toe tap”. they now bring in a torture trainee with the sweattiest feet and have him take off his boots and socks and proceed to tap the prisoners -sshole lightly with his sweaty–ss big toe making it that much more impossible to hold in the m-ssive spicy sh-t he really needs to blast out!
dude, i shouldn’t have f-cked escobars daughter!!…now he has his goons out to give me the tijuana toe tap!!!!!
f-ck me!
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