tila tequila
the worst singer ever
tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects
so-called “internet celebrity” who’s famous for having a very frequently visited mysp-ce profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.
😮 halloween’s coming up, better put tila tequila in my mysp-ce top 8!
a great example of what’s wrong with america.
tila tequila scares me.
a talentless dumb midget with fake t-ts and a giant f-cking head whose 15 minutes of mysp-ce fame expired in 2006. she’ll be stripping in vegas by ’08…
yo, mtv gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?
who?
tila tequila, yo!
what the f-ck?? wait, wasn’t that dumb hooker “famous” for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on mysp-ce?
something like that bro…i guess mtv ran out of souless rich blond b-tches to film.
word.
also see tila nguyen, because that’s her real name.
she’s 26. she’s too old to be “the next superstar”.
there’s no denying tila’s courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? she can’t just do “s-x sells!” and mysp-ce forever. also, she is too slow.
plus her hip hop skills are out of par.
yes, tila tequila’s b–bs are fake.
-verb
1. act of having no talent
-noun
2. having no talent
joe: i can’t play this guitar!
paul: don’t be a tila tequila, suck it up and practice!
a horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics
i’ll just go to tila tequila’s page with my sound muted!
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