Tim Canterbury
a character of bbc’s the office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in slough at wernham-hogg paper company. pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist dawn (otp!) on his annoying desk neighbour gareth keenan.
gareth: in this room, i have special–
tim: needs?
gareth: no, i am a special–
tim: needs child?
gareth: no, and that’s not funny!
-tim and dawn laugh-
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