tim tam slam
how to perform a tim tam slam:
you someone you really trust, and inject their -ss with novacaine. you then have them perform a handstand while someone holds their legs. you then put hot chocolate inside their -n-s, (like how they put water and stuff from p-rn) then get a tim tam, bite both ends, and drink the chocolate out of their -ss like a straw.
guy 1: hey dude, we’ve been friends for a long time and..
guy 2: yeah?
guy 1: i was wondering if you wanted to do a tim tam slam with me.
guy 2: i would be absolutely honored to.
guy 3: i’ll hold his legs!
this is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.
note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.
i whipped out the pg tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.
the action of sucking a hot beverage hot chocolate through a tim tam cookie. the flavor is possibly the best thing in the world.
in global cl-ss today, eunu, julia and i skipped cl-ss to tim tam slam.
tim slamming tiffany tam in various ways such as punching, pushing, or rough s-x.
did you hear last night? tim and tiff were f-cking again and i heard he did a tim tam slam
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