timbered


wen you take that hit that f-ks u up and every hit after you cant stop coughing. wen you get blazed
you just got f-ckin timbered!
1. to be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. to be so drunk that you feel about as good as that ke$ha and pitbull song.
simon: man we should drink tonight!

brendon: yeah man! it’s going down, we’re getting timbered!

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