Time-jedi
1. when someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.
2. when someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.
jill: what time is it? i’m getting hungry.
bob: i don’t know, like 5:24?
bob: -looks at clock- oh cr-p, i’m a time-jedi
jill: –rg-sms-
——
bob: i think we should proceed to have consensual s-x in the missionary position.
jill: pfft, alright, but you’re only going to last like 7 seconds.
–7 seconds later–
bob: –rg-sms-
jill: time-jedi baybeee
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