Time-Pumping
the act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.
friend 1: “where’s john? we were supposed to go the game.”
friend 2: “oh, he’s time-pumping again..”
friend 1: “what the h-ll is the point of driving to just get gas?”
friend 2: “no idea.”
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