time slut


one who travels through time to partic-p-te in s-xual activities with historical figures. while this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.
person #1: i can’t believe she went back in time to f-ck napoleon, danielle is such a time sl-t!

person #2: dude i heard she picked something up from imhotep the other day.

person #1: well, technically it wasn’t the other day since she went back to 2650 bc.

person #2: why are we friends?
this is a person who is taking up too much time at the beer pong table. either from talking on the phone or engaging in drunk conversations.
eric: “dude, why is this game of beer pong lasting forever?”

chris: “f-ckin’ time sl-ts man!”

eric: “figures!”

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