Time Squared
a term used when someone royally forgets something or when they drop the ball. time square in new york city on new years eve has a ball that drops to signify the entering of a new year.
“dan was going to bring me a condom to the party but he time squared me, i had to settle for a bl-w j-b from that b-tch.”
when you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.
matt: sorry it took me so long to get here, i got time squared like 5 times on the walk over.
josh: yeh i hate those stupid tourists
when you let your heavy b-lls drop (smack!) on someone’s hand, head, face like the ball dropping on new year’s eve.b-lls
i was taking a nap and my boyfriend time squared me in order to wake me up.
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