time traveling

being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.
man, i must have been time travelling. i remember getting to the party last night, but how did i end up in my bed today?
when you get so drunk that you black out, but when you come back into consciousness you are in a new place at a future time.
after that last shot i started to time travel until i found myself on the bathroom floor.
a drunken loss of time and place
“i had one foot in the delorean last night”

“me and marty mcfly got to know eachother last night”

“time traveling is a favorite past time of mine”
a vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have p-ssed.
after five dirty martinis and a dose of ecstasy i went to the men’s room and right when i stepped out i was squeezing the badunkadunk of queen latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. there were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge br–sts jiggling, and i knew that i had gone time traveling again.
drinking alcohol until you black out and mentally skip a period of your life.
-man, you were so hammered last night you p-ssed out on the floor.
-no, i was just doing a little time traveling.
waking up and falling back to sleep, seemingly rapidly, with gaps in time spanning 15 to 20 minutes each.
matt: ugh, i was time traveling all morning.

charles: did doc brown give you a delorean?

matt: no, but my dreams were like a cheap horror film where you only get to see the monster for a second, over and over.
the consumption of multiple road sodas during a long road trip. generally done to ease the boredom and monotony of said trip.
driver: dude, i grabbed a bottle of jack for the drive ’cause it’s a loooong trip.

co-pilot: hey, the longer the better…perfect for time traveling.

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