Timeblazer
n., someone who can exert the powers of sp-ce and time to change the s-xualities of others to match their own. timeblazers are usually accused of making heteros-xual men into h-m-s-xual men.
origin
greek mythology
in greek mythology temblazious was the son of helios and an unnamed mortal woman. while mortal, temblazious still had many powers, and could p-ss his powers down to others. examples of his powers were flamboyant flatulence, generally being unlovable, and making others unlovable.
man 1: eric sure has been acting funny lately.
man 2: ever since he met that timeblazer daniel, he’s been gay.
man 1: that’s dumb. i say we go bomb his house.
man 2: yeahhh! beta!
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