timefuck

a timef-ck is when you want to do something but are simply in the wrong part of time.
bro i wanted to bang 2005 anna kornikova but now it’s 2016. i’m so timef-cked.
a pathetic f-cking waste of precious, god-given time.
dan: man, this cl-ss is boring!

emily: seriously. what a timef-ck!
to picture a person/the people around you dressed and acting as though they were in a different place and era or point in time.
i’m time-f-cking brittney and her friends as peasants in the 1500’s right now and i don’t think i’ve ever wanted to see someone working a field so bad.
all concepts and notion of time and date are lost in a state of delusion. much like mindf-ck, timef-ck is simply having all sense of time shaken up. states of timef-ck are usually achieved when an individual is on a holiday or camp.
person 1: hey man, do you know what time it is?
person 2: nah, i’m totally timef-cked

person 1: same, yesterday i thought it was wednesday and sat-rday at the same time!
in chess, when playing a timed game and you know you are positionally, and materially at a unrecoverable disadvantage ( a loss is imminent) but you are far ahead in time’ to make a crazy move for the sole purpose of mentally confusing your opponent. the end result is usually a win on time. basically a kamikaze suicide attack taking advantage of the clock
i was five pieces ahead in that game, but he ‘timef-ck’ed me with an unsupported kamikaze attack on my king by his queen. i lost on time.
when a clock breaks in your house and you get ‘f-cked by time.’

dangerous, as your initial reaction isn’t that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the sp-ce-time continuum.
sam – “mike, are you okay?”

mike – “sorry, the clock says ten, even though it’s six. i’m a bit time-f-cked right now.”
time f-ck is another word for a g-y paradox.
if one person were to go back in time and have s-x with him/herself, then it isn’t considered g-y because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have s-x with, and it definitely isn’t incest because they are not siblings.
if young link and link from legend of zelda ocarina of time, had s-x with one another, this would be considered a time f-ck.