Timetoreturnallyourunwantedgiftsforstorecreditday
timetoreturnallyourunwantedgiftsforstorecreditday: noun, any day from dec.26- january 31st to exchange your unwanted gifts back to the stores they were bought at for store credit due to lack of receipts.
boy 1: awww i got socks…
boy 2: so did i but mom will get mad if we say it. lets ask dad if he can help us
boy 2: dad can we take this back to the store? :c
dad: not yet you have to wait until timetoreturnallyourunwantedgiftsforstorecreditday.
boy 1: what is that dad?
dad: its the days that i usually go to find all the stores your mom went to so i can take back all the clothes she bought me so i can get a new tv.
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