timmy
from south park cartoons, a kid who is mentally handicapped.
r-t-rd
“timmyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“dude, stop that!, don’t be timmy!!”
timmy is the nicest guy you will ever meet. the moment you see him your heart stops. hes all you ever wanted and more. he is smart and just perfect.
im so in love with timmy
place where great coffee is sold.
background: oldest/largest coffee chain in canada
this is the short form for :tim hortons
example: wanna go to timmies, and grab a coffee. ok, as long as i get a double, double.
timmy is a guy who basically gets any girl he wants and gives the best s-x a girl could ever wish for. usually he’ll use his amazing charm and looks to make you feel like he wants to be with you but once he gets what he wants hes done.
and he’ll tell you he loves you but he doesnt because he only loves his stupid skinny “perfect” middle school sweetheart. a timmy also thinks he runs sh-t and needs to learn that just cause your hot and “street smart” doesnt mean anything
tim
“alex must be r-t-rded to think she can tame a timmy”
“your from danville, stop acting like a timmy”
the most perfect kid you’ll ever meet. not only is he good looking, he is a natural athlete who can play just about any sport. good at swimming. he has an adorable smile, and your heart will melt when he uses it. super polite, attentive, and funny.
that cute guy over there is a total timmy wannabe.
so s-xy and hot you want to do him on sight
-timmy walks into view-
-girls crowd around and begin ripping clothes off-
-timmy says wtf?!-
a reference to a mentally challenged south park character who is only able to say his own name.
timmy! t-t-timmy!
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