Timmy Mallett


timmy mallett is one of the biggest -ssholes in the world, in the same way france is the -sshole of europe timmy mallett is the -sshole of television.

anybody who thinks dressing up like elton john on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a c-nt.
i’m timmy mallett look at my funny hat and gl-sses! im a c-nt!

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