Timmy Two Pumps


to be -ssociated with the word “timmy two pumps” is not the most flattering of things. simply put, it means you can’t hold your load. even simpler put – it means you’re a premature ejaculator.
dude1: bro! why aren’t you in the other room with that girl anymore?

dude2: man, i took off my pants and splooged everywhere. it was over before it started. she then proceeded to call me timmy two pumps.

dude1: god-mnit, dude.

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