Timmy’s Trousers
describes that sinking feeling when you wake up in the morning after a drunken night out and you see a pair of camouflage combats lying on the floor and you just know your back door has been busted by another man
jason: how’d ya go last night lloydy?
lloyd: dont ask mate, woke up this morning with timmy’s trousers
jason: f-ckin oath how do you feel about that?
lloyd: not good but i’ve had worse, at least he trims his hedge
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