timon and pumba
the perfect g-y lovers. one of them is super into it (pumba) and loud about the relationship whist the other (the one with perfect posture obvi (timon)) publicly hates the other but secretly loves them.
“look at that loud fat lard and that skinny guy rolling his eyes…. total timon and pumba situation”
“you sure?”
“oh yeah… look at the skinny ones posture, flawless”
“oh nards man, you right”
get a mug for your buddy larisa.
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