Timotheus
a f-cking beast in bed.
a timotheus is like an anthony
but his p-n-s isn’t split down the middle so he can p-ss two ways.
a timotheus is also taller and better looking then an anthony.
also known for his huge p-n-s in which he beats anthonys up with.
sally: “hey i had an anthony last night!”
megan: “im sorry, i had a timotheus”
sally: “lucky b-tch!”
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