Timothy William Preston
a most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. he owns a beautiful watch and is always playing b-ss. with stunning gl-sses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. with the name of royalty he is destined to surp-ss all others.
“oh dear me, all our royals are dead”
“we should just have timothy william preston for king…his name is worthy of royalty!”
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