Tinder
a mobile phone app to get free stds and other fancy venereal diseases from desperate weirdos around your area.
dumb girls: lets go on tinder to get us some herpes from that guy living up the street.
dating app. tinder is the mcdonalds for s-x.
nah, she’s not my girlfriend, she’s just a tinder.
a popular dating app for college students used on iphones and androids. in which you select individual based on your attractiveness to said individual and an individual brief statement. its pretty much the most shallow thing in the world.
question:
“how can i creep on girls on my phone?”
answer
“tinder”
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the easiest way to get a quick root, with minimal interaction and no communication after coitus.
rob: what was the name of the tinder girl you just rooted?
peter: i have no f-cking clue.
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