Tinder Baby
a child birthed from the act of s-xual intercourse between two people who met each other through the popular dating app, tinder. tinder babies are the largest group of children that have six fingered hands.
old lady: that baby is adorable!
mother: thanks! it’s a tinder baby!
old lady: be gone, heathen!
bro #1: yo bro, you gonna swipe that babe to the left or the right?
bro #2: i dunno bro, probably to the left. can’t have any tinder babies running around.
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