tindernado
when one gets caught in the eye of tinder, cannot find there way out, and continues swiping right for hours on end until there is n-body left within a 100 mile radius.
jimmy was in the sh-tter for an hour and a half, when he finally got out his legs were asleep and his right hand looked like he had carpel tunnel syndrome. when asked what was the problem, jimmy explained, “i got stuck in a tindernado!”
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