Tindersphere
the distance one is willing to travel in order to have a s-xual liaison with someone they just matched with on tinder.
john adams: i just connected with this super hot methodist. she is only two townships over and is still of childbearing age.
ben franklin: i hope you get to see ‘neath her petticoat.
john adams: alas, my horse is lame and thus she is not within my tindersphere.
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