Tingy

a rare and untreatable medical condition which effects 1 in 7 billion of the worlds population. symptoms include:

– the spontaneous dislocating of both shoulders

– random and disturbing muscle twitching with -ssociated joint cluncking and vomiting
– verbally abusing old people against your will
– the uncontrollable urge to steel sweets and condoms
– sweaty sp-ck attacks

– memory loss and warped ideas
– belching in strangers ears
– raw hide bowel movements
statement from doctor bee of the hutton university:

“after studying this rare condition for the past 15 years, it is clear to me that there is, and will not be in the forseeable future, a cure for this perplexing and rather perculiar disease known as ‘tingy’. my study, however will continue so that we can try and grasp a better understanding of this remarkable illness.
tingy is the great lord of our universe, he can be anything or anyone. his true form looks like a mouldy piece of cheese with a spongebob face.
me: you guys heard of tingy?
you: what is he today?
noun: a p-n-s
verb: to make sweet, sweet love to someone
janet: check out the tingy on him
mary: omjesus, it’s soooo beautiful

mike (the situation): i wanna tingy that b-tch severely
snookie: i’m so f-cking wasted
a word to describe a cute guy.
it can also be used to descibe a flirting action.
he’s tingy = he’s cute/hot.
is he being tingy with you = is he flirting with you.