Tinker Scotty
while bench pressing 375-pounds (or greater), your trusted spotter drops his gym shorts and unfurls his d-ck into your mouth. just as you reach the peak of your press, he yells “get some, b-tch”.
a buddy of mine told me that he finally executed the tinker scotty on his muscle-bound friend, in the gym, last week.
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