Tinktistic
to make up a fact. tinktistics are fueled by ego, girls, and the apparent knowledge of everything in the universe.
john: dude bro! the ice in the percolation chamber makes the smoke way cooler, and it hurts your lungs less.
kav: no it doesn’t. it only makes it go deeper and hurt more. trust me i’ve had this bong for a long time
john: hogan rogan! no it doesn’t, your wrong. there are chicks here and ill look like a douche if im not right about everything.
kav: how do you know that it makes it hurt less, its possible that the cooler smoke goes deeper into your lungs and hurts even more.
john: bro no way. dude omfg your so wrong i know this dude its a fact.
kav: how do you know this?
john: its a tinktistic
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