tinted visor


a plastic cage with a dark tint often used on hockey helmets.

the term is used to describe the clarity of a man’s vision when intoxicated and how it affects his judgment on a woman’s hotness.
“she’s not bad lookin’. i’d screw her with the tinted visor on.”

“i can’t believe i just woke up next to that! i must have had the tinted visor on last night!”

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