tiny vega
a s-xually transmitted disease in which the head of the p-n-s cannot stop smiling. named after the man who it was first contracted from, tiny vega makes your p-n-s smile like that bob guy from the enzyte commercials.
man: sorry, i can’t come into the office today.
boss: and why is that?
man: … i think i may have tiny vega.
boss: oh, dear lord. of course, you get back when you are ready.
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