Tipouf
“tipouf
combination of the following words
ti = pet-te (french for small) and pouf = sound of an explosion
generally a short red head that is very silly, cute and extremely unpredictable
#1 d-mn! that girl over there is being very tipoufy at the moment
#2 you know you have met a tipouf when the red head changes all the topics to s-x and grins evilly
#3 guy says “you’re such a tipouf”, girl asks why. guy replies “because you are a ti and you go pouf”, girl looks at guy like he’s nuts. guy explains further ” you are so cute and small i can fit you in my pocket and you are very explosive””
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