Tipsy Tinkle
a tipsy tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. the tipsy tinkle occurs more than we know. it is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.
it can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall’s food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
for the sake of discussion, let’s say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers-) causing a lasting stain. in this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarr-ssment, prosecution, reality, and a “triple t.” the tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was p-ssed on, could and will likely throw a “triple t” or a “tipsy tinkle tantrum.” since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. this can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are mel gibson, phil collins, jen steverson-, and carlos mencia.
yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!
a tipsy tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. the tipsy tinkle occurs more than we know. it is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.
it can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall’s food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
for the sake of discussion, let’s say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. in this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarr-ssment, prosecution, reality, and a “triple t.” the tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was p-ssed on, could and will likely throw a “triple t” or a “tipsy tinkle tantrum.” since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. this can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are mel gibson, phil collins, jen steverson, and carlos mencia.
yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!
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