tire-eye coordination
the ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle’s tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and–if youre real deranged–small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)
dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? he’s gotta have h-lla good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!
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