TIRE TOUPEE


any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.

a road trodden and flattened animal carc-ss.
it’s suicide squirrel season !!!

keep your eyes peeled for those fuzzy nut gropers or they will dart at your car and become a tire toupee !

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